I say this in jest, but people are monsters for not liking just about every Metroid game except the latest entry

Elsewhere in these comment, people are lambasting Horizon Zero Dawn, but this is how I generally feel about Botw, while I loved HZD. I enjoy the meandering, and the world is beautiful in a very Nintendo way. But the stories share so many threads (with Botw being much weaker) that I can’t figure out why I should care.

Let me state for the record that I love Last of Us. Pumped for v2. Never caught onto Uncharted. Both have the same core weaknesses and Uncharted shares none of the strengths - namely, a great story with relatable and emotionally compelling characters.

A good story covers up for a lot of game play ills. If this game were the equivalent of “Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture” but with branching scenarios, it’s an instant classic. That game was boring as hell to control, but the story carried me through the mundane act of navigating, thinking about it as I moved from one…

I think the Switch has informed me that while great graphics are really cool and stunning, there are multiple facets that make a video game great that just aren’t about visuals.

Do you mean “golden treasure”

John Bolton’s secret weapon is that I am very distracted by the fact that John Bolton looks cartoonishly like what you’d expect John Bolton to look like.

Maybe he should have rang the bell.

+1 side

Maybe his empire can be raised from the dead

If I’m going to ever get a break from actually raising a kid to play video games, it sure as shit isn’t going to be to simulate raising a kid.

“Pick a workout? I think not” - Eddie Lacy

Bad news for Far Cry 5. Should have thought twice before attacking his base.

If you have 2 quarterbacks, you have a head start on a boat party

I look forward to him botching routine flyballs with FINESSE

Even Jesus needs spring training. Why do you think it took 3 days?

This is filed under the games that have been casualties of parenthood combined with an incessant completionist complex.

It’s a cocktail of Fluoride and Chlorine that I highly recommend to all Trump supporters.

Kerr blasted Green after the game: “He didn’t adopt my principles enough”

I think Google might be overthinking their existing ecosystem.