Darren Rovell just came at the thought of the perfection of Russell Wilson’s brand-whoring

For fans of open world games, it’s hard to become emotionally invested in more than one - maybe two - at a time. When I have a game that is so vast and complicated, it feels like I’m detracting from it if I start something similar. I can tolerate adding sports games to the mix, only.

“I like Mike Tomlin but really, is there any coach in football who stubbornly sticks to his guns as much as this man does when he makes a glaring coaching fuck-up? “

It’s the most dangerous...in his heart

I don’t know what bothers me more: the sudden spike of 30 somethings in Beer Pong interest, or the 30 somethings’ sudden dip in interest in goat cheese.

Most of me wants to believe all of this, even though I don’t need it to support my worldview. But I’m skeptical, and the John Boehner comment is the one that sticks with me. Trump has tweeted about Boehner before, so it doesn’t register that he didn’t know who he was. Unless, of course, he has onset dementia, and I…

I don’t know there’s a good way to decide tied election, but I welcome perspectives.

This is why good investigators follow the money. This was clearly the play here. Open up the books with probably cause, and now you have other things you can beat them over the head with to get where you want to go.

I know we don’t want ports, but if Bethesda is looking for another one, New Vegas sounds great please and thank you.

“My wife is staunchly against large things”

A rational legal strategy is not to provoke people who could have damning information on you. So of course Bannon definitely has the goods.

I think at some level we should appreciate the surfeit of golfing and the dearth of governing.

Was Mother to ensure enough room was left for Jesus 

As a new father, I would love to see the breakdown of how long you played each of these, where available.

This will come off as a hot take but is not meant to be. We really need to have an open and honest conversation about the language that we use and come to some sort of agreement on their meaning.

Really amazed Drew doesn’t have an entire post dedicated to laughing at the plight of the Packers

2 weeks later:

Just make sure you get Mario Kart ;)

I don’t think America has the moral high ground here; our president fails the dope test every single morning.

And this tape will only be made available under extreme duress.