Short man in heels. Werk.

This whole things reminds of a story I read. It is about a writer reading her fan mail. She gets to a certain envelope and she starts to read it. Inside is a confession of a man who describes his life as living inside a chair he built. The chair is inside a hotel. The man tells what it feels like to have women and men…

I have a kid the same age as these students, and I am also a teacher. I wouldn’t do a project like this because it would be a pain in the ass, but if my son’s teacher had a project like this I would think he was pretty lucky. The last thing I’d do would be one of those parents that go in and complain because Snowflake…

Well it teaches them care of a pet, food sources, majority voting and debate. Biology when they dissect it and cooking. so all in all not pretty good for one fish.

It sounds like the kids are having a spirited debate. They are clarifying their personal values. They are engaged in critical thinking.

I think it’s a pretty good exercise for kids and forming an opinion, expression and debate. However, I am very sad for Pablo. Neither of his options are good.

I’m not a conservative. I am a liberal who’s wifes family suffered for decades under communist rule. And it’s not just Stalin. North Korea, China, you are going to tell me they have the same human rights records as the U.S. or Canada or the UK over the last hundred years? You don’t have to be a republican to look at…

i like how gun shot wounds are the new paper cuts. folks just riding boats and lifting up women and shit with them.

That’s weird. Because I always thought the Beastie Boys were known to let suits

Rachel, sweetheart: you’re self-absorbed, you’re in love with the sound of your own voice, you steal things from black people and claim them as your own, and you tell black people what to think. I’d say QUITE A FEW things about being white describe who you are PERFECTLY. Shit, you sued Howard for reverse racism, which…

I don’t know. I’m a white guy helping to raise a Rosemary plant. Are you saying I’m not half-delicious?

That’s why I occasionally drive by and throw trash in the yard of the guy who works the night-shift at my corner gas station. “Fuck you, Roger! Why my gas and smokes still so spendy?”

Yah bc the employees stuck doing the cleanup are totally the ones setting the ticket prices, well done, you

Nah, its cool, since magical gremlins pick up your trash there.

So, in this week’s episode of “Two Things Can Be True at the Same Damn Time”, her parents sound kinda toxic and I express my empathy towards Rachel. HOWEVER, she’s a fucking fraud and, while it is gross how her parents outed her, this is one of those situations where she needed to be exposed because she, essentially,…

I fixed him up with a frenemy. I figured that if their baby carried his genes nursing would be a hella experience for her.

“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I still can’t believe the backlash that she got for taking off her shirt.

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.