“Do the peels bark?” - aka, can you chirp tires if you floor it from a stop?

Does Micheal belong on staff if he’s asking questions likes these?

Unless you snort heroin for breakfast, I like what your mind produces

Is it wrong that I want to buy one and do a mid engine LS swap in it?

The Crown Vic and Grand Marquis actually didn’t have them either, even as late as 2011

What the hell David. Take the Eagle or J10

Spotted a few places where it looks like they painted over rusty metal, major no-no

I love these cars, but given that the market isn’t a huge fan, 95% sure I could buy 2-3 in similar shape for that price

Nice price, because that looks like an excellent candidate for a RWD swap

Those 4 bangers Chevy put in them usually start to fail around 80,000 miles. For a car with 10-15k left in it, heavy CP. The CP is so strong with this one that purchasing it will sprout a mobile meth lab in your pants and a cloud of tweaked will float above your car, seeking the slightest hint of drugs

I would say I have never done anything stupid, but that’s a lie. I totaled a Buick I botched a paint job on in my high school parking lot trying to do a FWD burnout. 

That makes this whale look like a Miata

Precisely

Am I the only one who thinks that that kind size shouldn be permitted to go that speed just because of momentum?

It used to be fairly cool

Ummmm.......... if you do not know who prince is, nobody can help you

Keep the kinja-required political bull elsewhere please

Bold of you to assume the Jeep was able to get him to the bar

Great, now I have to hide the tent I just got in class

Up until that day, I had been “talking” to the sister.