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Ferrari V12 in Volvo 240

You forget the blood-lust Moostangs have for humans. The snow amplifies it.

2005 Buick LaCrosse CXS. Bit of a sleeper, considering it does sometimes get sideways, is the only non truck at school with enough HP to smoke tires, and used to have a quiet af exhaust, but still a Buick. It’s even normal looking enough that I don’t have photos of it.

Why get Kung Pao takeout, when you can get a Fun Pao?

Any chance you live in Ann Arbor? Because that sounds like my grandad right now. 12 AMC compacts, 2 Aerostars, a 1500 Van, a PT Cruiser, a Silverado and a RAM.

Why pass it off on the poor kid, when I would be perfectly willing to drive to NJ to get it?

(Car) Resolutions for 2018:

I was starting to wonder whether the CJ’s were shitty enough to show up here David. Or if you were just gonna knock on my door at 3AM and ask for help getting the green one started so you could tow the other home

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All I had todo was read the title

What he should do is hunt down Justin and Charles Kemeny, Sr. They live in Ann Arbor and have quite the collection of yard art themselves. Should see if he can start storing some there. Or just drop them all off in you backyard David

8 months of bullshitting my way through repairs of a “ran when parked” 1966 Thunderbird. Got it running, and took it across the country and back, a month later. Lots of on the road repairs, followed by a blown head gasket once I started to daily it. Currently have the engine in a million pieces on the garage, with the…

Jeep. Instant NP

This, my good sir, is a porg:

Why must you post Porgs?

COTD right here. GovtMinion has won the internet.

Fix it. The emotional tie is something you can’t replace.

Aerobird? That’s the vine I am getting in the car.

Practical, manual, and under $40k? Why not a 1970's station wagon? Choice of turboed with European flair in a Volvo, or V8 power and boatiness in any American land yacht.