I would TOTALLY watch this some night I have the insomnia, preferably while smoking.

Right? I could absolutely watch this movie for the Rebel Wilson parts, but all of the Dakota Johnson stuff looks painful. I would definitely take your movie. Or Rebel Wilson as the lead, and Alison Brie and Leslie Mann as her sidekicks.

That’s what’s so perfect about the song being about multiple people. Even if whoever thought it was about them was right, they were also wrong.

It’s just a fairly famous grave.

How many other people were there? We usually have around 30 people, and often there are one or two people there who are relative strangers, but the size of the thing I think makes it less awkward, bc it’s far from intimate.

The nice thing (to me, probably not to a lot of other people) about strangers, at least in cities, is they generally leave you alone when you cry. I have literally collapsed in the middle of the sidewalk crying, and been left alone.

When I was in second or third grade, we gave some sort of performance at a big school assembly. Our teachers told us not to wave at our parents or do anything else to break from the performance. Right when we got up on stage, my parents waved at me. Because I couldn’t wave back (I was a ‘good kid’ who followed all the…

Ah. It looks a bit like the one outside DC, which I believed was a castle til I was embarrassingly old, like, maybe 11? I still think of it that way. (Obviously, as a kid, I believed the castle was occupied by a badass self-rescuing princess who owned a whole bunch of horses and dogs)

Is this the castle (erm, temple) by the (DC) beltway?

He felt so entitled to Rachel; having a long-term crush on someone doesn’t mean you own them. He dated lots of other people, married Emily, dated Mona while Rachel was pregnant, then hit on that woman at the baby store, but thought it was okay to lie to Rach about the guy who called her and lost his shit when she…

Because someone on props was bored and thought it’d be funny?

I was sort of assuming Han.

None of them were really grunge-types, though. It would *definitely* have been Ross’ favorite band. (I have very strong feelings about Ross, and they are not positive)

Yeah, I’m definitely on the “lose the dude” train. I would try to make the decision about keeping or not keeping the baby without him as a factor. Even if they're not physically nearby, do you have family you could talk to?

J Peterman is real? Not just where Elaine works?

She’s a goddam athlete.

How dare she not be 100% aesthetically pleasing to you!?!?!?!?

Refresh my memory: how so?

Probably, which is a real thing.

And “back in 2012.”