Honestly can’t remember where I’ve encountered these. It’s more a ratio of quality to fillingness than anything; I am a tiny human and get full to the point of feeling sick sadly easily, so I have to make sure that I only fill up on the most delicious of things.

Extra Petite?

The real question is — are there maxi dresses with pockets that don’t make our hips look weird!?

Jia is consistently pretty good. And I like Jane Marie’s milliehelen stuff.

I have one long purple dress from H&M that I love, and I have two from ASOS that desperately need to be hemmed but even when I have to kind of hold them up as I walk, they look cute. ASOS petite sometimes has good maxi-dresses though? Also look for reviews online that complain about maxi dresses that are too short.

Talking about weddings and babies is all well and good when mixed with other things for those not interested in weddings and babies. Body snark is never good.

The one nice thing is that so many of the comments on this piece are like “I bet that looks great on you! Do your thing! Let’s talk about the dresses we like!”

Once on a sort-0f-date freshman year of college, I absently picked a sandwich apart, ate like half a piece of bread (the bread wasn’t tasty enough for how filling it was) and all the meat/cheese. My date looked at me like I was disgusting. But he also then wrote me a two page email about all his feelings for me, so…

Ohhhh. That neckline would not look good on me, but I LOVE the color.

Eh, it wasn’t oozing with fat-shaming in particular. One baby step away.

And the new incarnation of cosmo wouldn’t actually do this...

I think it’s when people request that the squishy bread be scooped out of the bagel so it’s less carbs? I have actually done this myself w really big bagels sometimes bc they are too filling to finish but I want all the garlic/sesame/etc on top. I am kinda gross sometimes,

Yup. Like I am good with posts that say things like, “if you want the most flattering styles for x body type, try this! This other thing will be less flattering though,” because that is useful info for those who want it. This is...not.

Eh, I do not love this post. It seems like, anti-Jezebel to me.

When people review maxi dresses as “too short” I’m like, lemme at em! Because I am 5’.

Yup. This is one step away from “fat women should NOT wear bikinis.”

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Yup! I just want to buy more and more...but having to get them hemmed is annoying.

Yup. And with the women getting her bagel scooped? Weird sure but it read as very “ugh, women. I am SO not like the other women.”

My 27yr-old bod will wear a fucking potato sack if that’s what I’m feeling that day. (Not actually, bc burlap is itchy, but...you do you, is my point)