Basic rule for humans: if a sentence starts "this may be sexist/racist/homophobic/etc but..." just stop talking.

I saved you! Don't you know? Not tryna be sexist or anything here, but you basically owe me at least, like, a handjob or something.

It was not Don Lemon. I was in a Dr.'s waiting room and had not yet had coffee, so I couldn't tell you who...

yup. Like, everything else he was saying was good. And in another context, there would have been nothing wrong with noting that a model is, yes, stunningly beautiful. But, just, why? He even knew it was a shitty thing to say!

*Hugs*. Best of luck to your cousin — update us on how things go for her?

On CNN this morning, some male commenter talking about Johnson (and basically supporting her/other victims) felt the need to say "I dunno, maybe this is sexist, but she is just *stunning.* Especially for a grandmother!"

When talking about that particular combo, my friend and I like to put on our best Robin Williams genie voice and say "phenomenal cosmic ego, itttty bitty fucking space."

I feel like surprise labor a week or so early is pretty common, but I don't think (?) going into labor and giving birth within a single hour is...

It's one thing not to try to control your baby/kid on a flight, and if you have a loud baby/toddler it's polite to apologize, but the idea that people with kids pretty much shouldn't go *anywhere* is fucking obnoxious. If people keep kids out of theaters and live performances — where noise directly interferes with the…

Ohhh, I'll bet a lot of men find "thingy" maaaad sexxxy.

So they thought it would be a good idea to enact the plot of Dear White People?

To the contrary, he was a real peach (ewwww terrible term)!

Pie? The Shakespeare-related term I can think of is basically cunt — "country matters."

I would also like a nice neat term for that, but in the meantime, "go down on" and its conjugates are pretty safe.

Pig/blanket?

Oh my god. I used to have a crush on a guy with that last name.

That makes me think of an inflatable pool toy.

But what about one-night-stand/casual-hookup terms?

That does sound pretty unnerving. A person doesn't have to talk, but at least like, make sounds, even quiet ones.

yessssss.