@BadPlasmid: Basically what I'm doing, but I'm leaning towards buying over not at the moment.

"....when you stick your ring into her wall-socket."

Most of the comments in this article are of about this caliber at the moment.

@meanspirit: If I knew you, I would do something nice for you.

@Jackstick: You are this exemplified.

@jkenny23: Correct, disobeying a direct order from a flight attendant is a felony, and you can be arrested for it.

@Jackstick: Regardless of the kid's actions, violence is never justified.

@leoaugust: Like tylerbrainerd said, assault is assault, regardless of the circumstances.

Damn straight, the only way to make your intentions clear to kids is to beat it into them.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

@das7002: I would promote this if you didn't have a star.

That's the phone I've been waiting for.

So, maybe my collection of towels, the number 42, and gin'zntonni'cccz in an underground vault isn't so crazy after all!

@deesugar: Fandango has never, ever sold tickets for $40 a pop to a movie. Right now, the 1am tickets are going for $15.

@Brian Hogg: I thought it was pretty cool too.

@deesugar: And how much do you want per ticker for a Gizzer?

The San Francisco Showtime is soldout.

Well, shit, I should hope he was cured after that.

Goddammit Casey, I was going to get some work done, but now I'm screwed.

@Interstella5555: If I new you in real life, I would make sweet, sweet love to you.