The most important question: Do you have to be 18?

This is my favorite part of Kotaku, absolutely hilarious every single time. Also keeps me from studying for finals.

@Johnny Neat: Chinatown Wars was awesome, if you played the whole thing. Great throwback to the early GTAs.

I think that it will be a new Zelda, mostly because Nintendo has shunned the VGAs in the past, so it would be a great way to announce their participation.

"Because it's there" - George Mallory

From all PC gamers, I would like to say: Suck It.

When did they sign Michael Bay to help make this?

That's no boob, it's a [censored]!

"Let them burn! AHAHAHA!

@m0re: You would be surprised that only 52.6783% know that. It may be because every 7/6 people suffer from math illiteracy.

But how can it be bigger than the LEGO warehouse? Nothing is bigger than LEGO.

I think Colbert should have Robin Williams on.

Just give me an address.

Just went over my summer job payment, and with San Francisco minimum wage, which is one of the highest in the country, it took me almost a month to get $800 (with taxes). If you can make that in 4 hours, no matter the job, you should not be complaining. I would gladly do the job for $25/hr.

All I gotta say #rosarocks.

Now I am interested in the game.

@Trygle12 is a cool prinny!: Laptop dude, laptop.

@D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!: I am a fan of "the breathing things" too, but I don't think this is the place to talk about where we pick up our "companions". There are some really nice ones in the downtown areas of cities, also sometimes people "sell" from their homes.

It would rock if they decided to include this in the PC version. Really wanting some PC love after the rape that was Modern Warfare 2.

@phiranaplant: I could see that working if the blues didn't have the tasers. I am not sure how the tossing of the package would work; I think that it would only work if you were fairly close to the other person. You could even start the race with the runners having to grab the package while the blues guard it. In that…