Second:

I live for the day when Ted Cruz his growing potatoes in his own shit just to survive.

Well, Kyrie finally convinced me that the Earth is flat, because if this really were a spherical planet he took enough steps on that play to circumnavigate the motherfucker.

Fingerprint scans aren’t all that. In some jurisdictions, cops are permitted to use your prints to force their way in the phone. In contrast, they cannot compel you to provide a password.