Have you heard of this guy Ronaldo? He’s the next Totti!

There’s a guy named Rakeem Christmas? And he plays professional basketball?!? Has he not been a mid- to low-seed in Name of the Year?

Weirdly what stood out the most is that Dybala wears black boots. No one wears black boots anymore.

[Trump’s internal monologue]: Note to self - Paul Ryan’s hands are bigger than mine. Put him on the shit list.

If a batter hits a dinger and there are no fans around to see it, does it still make a dong sound?