I will trust you on this one. No need to elaborate. Please.
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Well hopefully after all that the kid wins a cup.
The bear still beats chugging milk after sitting in a hot car for 3+ hours.
Texas Rangers: “REAR ANGST SEX”
Washington Field is where reigning League Most Good Player Bryce Harper slaps base circlers and Max Scherzer makes aces of opposing stick wavers. Its next to the basketball ring where professional sphere hurler John Wall excites us with athlete gyrations and accumulates scores and helps.
it would have been hilarious if that large man threw him through the glass windows/doors and he died.
I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.
Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…
My email didn’t make the cut so I’ll ask it here:
Or else you might end up at the bottom of a big pile of rabid Jazz fans.
“I’m feelin’ uncomfortable Mike, now, I’m gonna split okay?” - Macaulay Culkin
NFL: Fine, you don’t have to do it this year. But mark my words, in 2016 Hard Knocks will definitely be filming in St. Louis.
What the fuck is wrong with you
“...and also why diverse, neverending acts of religious terrorism would be laughable if not for how ultimately meaningless they really are [all the innocent dead people?].”
Dad...?! Who showed you Kinja?
Those are baseballs, idiot. And he still gets to eat them all by himself.
He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.