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I only got ejected once in high school but I preempted it. Summer league basketball I (clearly, come on) got fouled and no call. Of course the whole gym goes silent for whatever reason and I yelled—screamed really—what the fuck! in the general direction of the ref. I didn’t even wait for the whistle. I just walked out…

You are an incredibly stupid person.

You’re such a brave hero for pointing out that nothing happened to a man who was never charged with a crime and settled a lawsuit.

Because nothing can go wrong against the Patriots at the 1 yard line!!

Fey is from Philly, you fuck-stick.

How would you stop prison rape? What would you say to the convict who’s locked up for life who decides he wants to sodomize Larry Nassar because of what he did to those 150+ girls... or for shits and giggles... or because Larry’s got such a pretty mouth? After you filter out the wrongly convicted, the over sentenced,…

And of those 6 arrests, 3 were for scalping tickets. This is the point where someone mentions snowballs from 1968 and thinks they’re killing it with their hot taek.

Now let’s see the videos of Minnesota fans pretending to be nice to everybody, while insidiously mentioning the one thing their targets are secretly ashamed of.

Good.

Im convinced none of those people know the Eagles are in the Super Bowl

Eat Arby’s.

I love everyone right now.

How does a guy who basically quits his job then calls other future employers slave owners and expect to get a job. When does personal responsibility come into effect here. Have we even heard from him besides cryptic tweets in a year?

He has problems w players kneeling? Please provide background into that. What do you think she paid in taxes last year? Lets talk about the system and how it has oppressed her. She extorted him and he probably said kick rocks. We call this blowing up the spot.

And she extorted him after he treated her like what she was. The dude appears to have serious issues indeed, but she is a hooker who took advantage of a guy who has addiction problems. I guess all of this flies perfect for you, mr perfect. This is the world we live in, some low life hooker extorts a person and frames…

Hey someone get this person their belt, SJW champine of the world!

while having moral issues about black men kneeling for that stupid song while protesting inequality.

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

Q: What’s worse than loony lobsters on your piano?