I reiterate: the virus is not a moral force in the world.

I was born and grew up in San Francisco and I’m really, really old.

99% of us have been here longer than the staff writers!

I’m a lifelong vegetarian, 49 out of 49 years, and I came to say...

I really like John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf, Wanda Sykes, et al, but fuck them for trying to pretend they didn’t know Roseanne Barr is a racist piece of shit. I’m glad they lost their jobs and fuck the idea of “The Connor Family” or whatever other bullshit people are suggesting. I’ll be happy to see the have other…

I’ve said this before, I’ll say it again, it would be really neato if you guys could prefix these “Hey look a neat app” articles with the platforms supported, [iOS/Android] or [iOS] or [Android].

Worth noting that the title of the post is “Various Trader Joe’s Foodstuffs, Ranked” and not “The Best 28 (or 26) Items at Trader Joe’s”, so any omitted items are not necessarily ranked lower than those on the list. That said, the Fig and Olive Crisps, Carne Asada, Peppermint Joe-Joes and Jingle Jangle Ice Cream need…

The live theatre scene is actually surprisingly good. There are a lot of big theatres in SF, but Silicon Valley has TheatreWorks. Check out the New Works Festival in August, which has new plays by some amazing writers. But the smaller theatres are really good too. Places like Dragon Theatre in Redwood City, Hillbarn…

You have already defeated yourself.

My grandpa once complained to my grandma that the leftover peaches in the refrigerator tasted awful, but he ate them all anyway. They were egg yolks that my grandma had separated and saved for later.

I would advise 90s me to not buy porn. Download it off this internet thing instead for free.

what’s “leftover pizza”?

I was kinda hoping it would look more like this. No? Just me and my dream of a Victorian opium den on wheels. With Wi-Fi.

Every word you just said was wrong.

I used to live in Broomfield, which is outside of Denver proper. I also grew up in Western CO. Hints:

counterpoint: avoid going to denver at all costs. if forced to go to denver, do go to breweries, but not the big one in golden.

I think it's because he conceives of literature as a verbal medium rather than a visual one. So he pares his writing down to the three marks that affect way you hear reading—one for a long pause (the period), one for a short pause (the comma), one for an upward inflection at the end(the question mark). He doesn't use…

Generally, when McCarthy is describing the landscapes, he's also describing people desperately trying and generally failing to survive in that landscape as a metaphor for the endless folly of human ambition.

Can't help you. I finished it 5 times and read it to my baby when he was one. I love it. If you feel that way just give it to someone else.

This story might sound funny to you, unless you know that McCarthy's parents were killed by a comma.