A daily parking ticket in Brooklyn wouldn’t even cover the cost of a paid parking space in San Francisco.

Maybe in this timeline, but not in the Good Boys timeline.

or that brontosaurus burgers were never a real thing

His invasion of panama killed as many as 3,000.

My dog has no nose. How does he smell, you might wonder.

People kill more than that in war and become decorated war heroes. Our taxes pay for them to kill and all we can say is god bless you for serving your country.

#1 Baby Huey

Was it not you who ranked Whole Foods 365 Burger as the best fake meat burger last time this article was published? It tastes fantastic and can be used in all kinds of sandwiches.

I concur, as stated in a previous lifehacker article, the 365 meatless burger is by far the best frozen veggie burger out there, and it is one the cheapest. It can also be used as a meat substitute in other things.

He’s a hard man and an even harder father

Victor Hugo

But where can I throw them away when Im done with them? I dont think the librarys want them any more.

There is one below my apartment and frankly their coffee is nothing special. The clientele are pretty fanatical though. 

I challange you to release your search history in an original liehacker article, we may all learn something useful. You can come up with a headline that loosly relates to lifehacking.

As an Educator I can tell you that school children LOVE games like sliter.io. Mainly because they can play it on their chromebooks in class when they are supposed to be on-task.

I have a proven way to beat the Content ID system: First you only have to look at the stretch that is flagged. They will send you a notice that, say, 3:42 - 5:31 is claimed by the owner.

Because firefox has all these great 3rd party extensions... oh wait no, its a giant chastity belt now.

Switching movies in-theater (violating terms?) is not necessarily what he/she is talking about. My local indie theater has a regular general admission price of $12 and somehow moviepass knows that. They have loads of special events that moviepass will pay for, (because the theater’s website lists all movies as regular…

Casa Bonita, Estes Park: This person knows what they are talking about, especially if you have kids. I would add the History and Science Museum, check out the complete T-Rex skeleton and many other awesome exhibits.