Should have been titled simply: Hans
stalkinghorse
stalkinghorse
If you like Adam Sandler films you need to take a long hard look at your life. It’s ok to admit you have a problem, there are no easy answers.
I propose the invention of The Tube. It is a tube that leads from the cow’s sphincter to its moth (or it can be surgically implanted right into the throat). This causes the cow to quite literally eat its own farts. When the animal has to answer nature’s call (#2) the pressure from defecation pushes the tube out and…
I got the statistic from here:
Those things are ugly as sin. That is all.
Those things are ugly as sin. That is all.
The tech buses are an issue with no easy solution. First you must assume that they drive more than like 3 people at a time if they are doing a service to traffic. I would be overjoyed if there was a rule that they exit/enter the city with a full bus.
The unlimited monthly muni pass is so worth it but the fare evader cops only work downtown. That means If you are in the avenues or just about any part of the city that is not downtown you ride for free (illegally).
FREE WEINER!!
AirBnB and Ube. The two cancers killing san francisco for all but the tourists. Right up there with tech buses and the Ellis Act.
The souls of the children that died and will die of cancer form ground contamination as a result of apple’s manufacturing degradation in China.
Eva Braun’s wardrobe will restore your faith in humanity. You wont believe what she wears next.
Never “juice” anything ever in a juicer that removes the pulp; you are just making a tasty drink and nothing more. If it will not juice in a blender (most vegetables), JUST EAT THE DARN VEGETABLE. You get the total nutritional experience.
I’m thinking Batman.
Nothing left to do but go apply at Apple, where Bro-culture welcomes you. Be at one with the homogeny.
In Spain it is not illegal for employers to require that a photo of the applicant be included on a resume submission for consideration.
dehumidifies are jerks
Lifehack: nuke it in the microwave for 40 seconds.
Absolutely not. Do you know how creepy that would be. At 8 years old when my parents divorced I would instantly pick up on the tension or subtext if my parents tried that, they floated the idea to us a few times because all of the pop psychology said to do this in the 90's. I also know that deep down dad would use it…
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