This nigga got jokes.

Nothing but my own dispair.

But I might swing by Popeyes later.

Wierdly the only places I see open carry is affluent suburbs. I was in rural Alaska one summer and a couple bears strolled through the middle of town. The locals were totally nonchalant about it. I asked a guy. “This happen a lot?” He’s like “Yeah. Wolves too sometimes but they usually wait until everyone is asleep.”…

That never occurred to me until i reported an girlfriends car stolen and the 2nd of two cops who showed up to take the report kept asking me over and over again if I may have lent it to someone or if I ever lent it to someone.

Beware of white people bearing gifts been a rule of POC survival ever since that whole incident with some smallpox blankets.

I expect some real insightful, hard hitting commentary from this 58 year old millionaire.

lol. yeah because that’s what happened the last time the NYPD decided not to do their jobs.

the “289" number and the “65 of 114" number are from two different studies and probably use different definitions of what a mass shooting is. Unfortunately the details are behind paywall.

Makes sense. Tuck a couple dozen cannabis plants among several hundred acres of corn and who’s going to notice.

totally

No benefit to trying to view historical events through a modern lens.

When I rob your house I hope you’ll similarly praise my restraint for not shooting your dog.

Through the back

Honestly I’m surprised no one has no one has decided to reboot Pretty Woman but instead of sex work she does something distasteful like she’s a YouTube star or a spokescreature for the NRA..

I used to be fairly serious cyclist (mostly road but some mountain). I’ve destroyed three helmets by basically smashing my head into things. The scariest part is that in none of those cases was I ding anything particularly extreme. Two were basically road accidents involving cars and one was a header I took on a…

lol. right? “Say that to my face” only works if people are intimidated by you. Bedbugs are annoying but hardly intimidating.

Not really. You can walk around with a fatal concussion for a good while until you slip into unconsciousness and die.

Especially when”something to do” inevitably shows up at 3pm on a Friday.

Anyone who thinks thier hard work is going to get rewarded is in for a nasty surprise.

If 9ft Naginatas are outlawed only outlaws will have 9 ft Naginatas