Look I’m not saying you need a drum mag, red dot scope and a collapsible tripod on your knife but do you want to be the guy caught without one?

has a Nigerian boyfriend

Who would bringing Nikki Haley excite though? His base will realize pretty quickly despite the name she’s not white

She too brave for me. In 2019 they told her straight out with receipts they don’t cotton to black people and she drove up there? Not me. This is why we need a new Green Book.

Anytime any brings up “think of all the good he did” I bring up Fritz Haber.

Dude invented Fertilizer. Essentially anyone alive today owes him their life.

Dude also invented Chemical Warfare so you can lay basically every chlroine gas death from WWI TO WWII including all the Jews the Nazis gassed at his feet.

Balance that…

I think a contributing factor is no one talks about is that steriod use is pretty much required if you want to get as ripped as some of the pro crossfitters/fitness women out there. You don’t just start lifting weights and wake up looking like Christmas Abbott if that’s what you’re afraid of.

Dave this shit is lame, man. do better.

The first one worked so why would he change it. I’m sure Daneil Holtzclaw’s lawyers are preparing his appeal as we speak.

She thought she could take Kellyanne’s job but there’s only one Cryptkeeper Leaker in the WH. FN roster of brunettes is full but the blaze probably has a position she could assume.

She was the driving force. She offered the bribe to get out of the arrest and immediately exploited the facts to bring a $50 million lawsuit.

If you don’t believe me, you haven’t had much experience around people trying to extort employers with discrimination claims.

Shit, if they want to put on SS uniforms and swatika armbands they shouldn’t be surprised when soemone mistakes them for nazis.

His punishment for assaulting a child is less than my last speeding ticket.

Meanwhile

Like I’m trying to look back for some indication that he was always an asshole. Was he? Or is this new? Is it just because he’d friends with Louie CK and those guys or is he still salty about not taking the Comedy Central money. Cause this shit ain’t funny. It’s just mean.

This right here. I’m thinking about all the microaggression bullshit I’ve put up with because I have mortgage payment coming up. 

You’re better than this and if you aren’t you should be.

Failed? Hardly. D.A.R.E was the best place to meet your first drug dealer.

Thanks, my new job is unemployment. I’m going to excel at that shit.

Yes, it fucking was. Last mistake I’ll make though. Ain’t shit getting done over the next 3 weeks. 

White people’s ability to pivot into victimhood is a literal superpower. I quit my job yesterday after 10 years of being perpetually underpaid, nickle and dimed everytime I bring up salary, 3 years without raise, getting thrown every shit job no one else wants to do and being told I need to be a team player. I go in…