Yes. Just like you fucking your mother makes you a motherfucker. See how that works.

Justin Bieber is in Rascal Flats?

IDK man, Maybe you’re his cousin, the twin towers just fell and he brought rose sand Shake Shack.

I’m not saying I’d fuck him but I do love some shake shack.

9/11

Man how bad are our other choices if being Mrs batboy #4 is what you decide to go with.

Errbody knows Future’s reputation. Even if they looking to get pregnant rawdogging future is peak risky behavior. 

IDK I’d think professional hitman hired to kill a political operative and make it look like a robbery would remember to make it look like a robbery. But I guess that’s what they want they me to think

I wouldn’t fall in love with Brigette Macron too hard
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/emmanuel-macron-parents-how-discovered-affair-drama-teacher-brigitte-trogneux-dating-french-a7724201.html

I’m about to buy a Mazda5. I used to look down on minivans until I borrowed a friends for a week.

Rubber On, Future. 

Melania on that world leader thirst. She out here trying to trade in a ‘96 LeBaron with a broken soft top for a brand new Model 3. Girl, good luck with that everybody knows your credit is shit and you ain’t got no job. Be Best.

She’s still works for them. She just got a better office.

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True but if you actually went for a run in your Lululemons it wouldn’t end with a self inflicted gunshot wound.

Don’t you know how hard it is out here for young conventionally attractive white women? 

i mean how dumb do you have to be to keep shilling for the same crowd that fired you because you suggested maybe women should be able to control their own bodies? Grow a clue Tombi

lol. that black model when she showed up fro her call time and realized she’d be working with Tumi Lorent.

GAP WON’T MAKE A THONG THAN CAN FIT A 30 ROUND MAG WHY DO THEY HATE AMERICA!

Lanier out chere channeling the ghosts of the Slave Masters with that speech about how ungrateful black people are. His whip hand must be itching. 

I’m going to found a sex toy business in response to mainstream sex toy manufacturers which don’t adequately respect the 20th Amendment.

Makes as much sense as this piece of bullshit.