Seriously. WTF. I had to scroll back up to see if there was an sponsored ad note that I missed.

They need two version. the $100 kiddie toy one and the $300 for for those of us who want to get serious.

Yeah, I'm with you. I've been mostly disappointed with these body analytic things so far. I don't know if I trust this one any more than the other though, this whole "oxygen kenetics" thing twangs my bullshit meter.

I think it depends on how used to those exercises. When I'm in a serious training mode I can put in a couple hunfred miles a week on my bike and feel fine but trying to do a quarter of that after I've been lazy all winter leaves me feeling like I want to die for the first few weeks of a every season.

Oh, yeah. 9/11 has pretty much given them leeway to institute any totalitarian scheme some highly paid consultant can come up with.

It would have been hilarious and brilliant if you had posted these corrections in reverse order.

Holy Shit! I thought you were kidding. Well, this can lead to nowhere but disappointment.

I think you mean The Rifleman: TNG, but grittier, with a dead son and in space.

Yeah it kind of sounds like someone fell asleep during the during the Hell on Wheels pilot and then woke up during a rerun of Farscape

Its relevant because I've discovered you can very reliably predict a SW fan's (or ex-Fans) feelings about the prequels based on how old there were when they saw it. And '85 birth date is where you start to get fans who love them. It's an interesting piece of psychology. I had intended to publish a survey and study…

I'm sort of really annoyed he's acting as if no one's said anything about the Tuskegee Airmen before him.

Wow dude. I've just been pretending that everything (except for a few books and games) after ROTJ never happened, but your way is much healthier.

I'm going to step out on a limb and guess you were born after 1985.

Android had that three years ago.

Chinesus and Black Jesus and Blond Jesus team up to fight Kaiju is future Tokyo.

These conspiracy articles really make my day. And the upside is I don't have to wade through all the genuinely disturbing shit on most conspiracy sites to get to the crazy hilarity. Thank you and keep them coming.

What is back in the day? People have been diagnosed with various types of cancer for at least 1400 years.

This is purely anecdotal, but I grew up in the third world and didn't have allergies for 17 years. But after two years of living in New York I started getting the worst springtime allergies imaginable. Now my sinuses are pretty much inflamed from about March to October unless up dosed up on a cocktail of steroids and…

Yeah but they got their start in Dimension Hopping Rocket sleds. Their designs are kinda of sloppy though.

Wait, Rocketdyne? Did Yoyodyne buy Acme Rocket-Powered Products, Inc.