You just called an EAMES sofa unstable? A SOFA designed by Charles and Ray EAMES, possibly the two most influential furniture designers of the 20th Century? Unstable? There are graduate student lounges in Industrial Design Programs in Art schools in this country where those words could get you drawn and quartered. (On…

You should have sprang for the White Glove service, free labor and maintaince for 5 years or 2500 GBs at only a 25% premium. Anything else would be like not oiling your Ferrari's seats with Baby Seal Tear oil.

Yeah that first complement was a little too ethnic.

Spider-Man:TOTD is actually making money. So not quite a failure.

Maybe they think that'd upset the fan-base?

Yeah, that actually bothers me more than them white-washing the cast. Helena Bonham Carter as Lady Miyako? Even if I didn't know what Akira was that sounds stupid.

Man when I was 15 I killed at that machine. But only using my right hand for some reason...

So...wheres that erotic test?

Oh it's definitely at that point. Arguing with Kurtweilians you can definitely see the mad gleam of Faith in their eyes. Its downright disconcerting.

Marry a 200 year old? No way. Murdoch is way beyond a Starter Wife. Vat grown Marilyn Monroe/Jane Mansfield clone or nothing.

Shaka when the walls fell. The River Temac in winter.

Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel. Temba his arms open.

So what you're saying is that not only is there a reason for me to see Breaking Dawn. There's also a reason for me to see The Legend of Chun-Li?

Wait. If you've got tenure, why do you need to take over anything?

Come on. We all know Robert Johnson was killed by Hellhounds 10 years after he sold his soul to a Crossroads demon for some mad blues guitar skills.

We sell the 2.0 at store I work at. We half jokingly call it "Grizzly Tabasco" cause if you try to use it on anything bigger than a baby black bear you'll just be a spicy snack to the bear in question.

"No respect for the living."

No you're thinking of Red Phosphorus.

And yet I practically dressed my last girlfriend, and patiently explained to her why Shampoo and Conditioner in the same bottle is not the time saver it seems (among other things).

Vampires.