But much better written.

...right next to the chainsaw. Shit, that where I'd have done it.

Even if I could get laid at will I'd still be all over the instant orgasm button, because sometimes you don't have the time or you just don't want to have to deal with another person.

I was going to put an Amy Winehouse joke here, but then I realized that would be in poor taste.

The game was stupid but really it was just a cover for a thing that pokes the orgasm button in your brain. Shit, I'd play nothing but Deer Hunter 4 all day every day if I got le petit mort everytime I shot a crudely rendered 6 point.

To paraphase Buffy. "So, Sookie's in trouble. It must be Tuesday."

But Sookie's always been dumb, it's her character and what makes it interesting to contrast with the books where she essentially makes the same stupid decisions but thinks she has perfectly good reasons for it.

I had kind of thought/hoped they were just not going to mention the whole awful fey thing again.

The whole trash baby/witch ghost thing is the worst non-book storyline in the show. I'm kind of pissed Lafayette is being dragged into it. He's totally being wasted this season.

No. A friend of Patterson named Bob Heironimus claims to be the guy in the suit that Patterson allegedly bought and modified. Gimlin is the second eye witness and may be the victim of a practical joke that got out of hand.

Dude, its the Patterson-Gimlin Film. Gimlin deserves his credit.

Hey Robert, how about a backgrounder on LSD. I mean why were all these 60s Berkeley guys working it into their brain research?

Yes! Time to call my lawyer and get those divorce papers drawn up...

I liked Congo, until I started selling outdoor gear and without fail every week someone would ask me where the self erecting tents were.

Well the shows doesn't premiere until Oct 31st. They're shooting what 6 episodes probably concurrently? I doubt S2 was done filming. Why would they be arguing about budget with S2 in the can? From what I've learned about TV/Movie production from people in the biz, they usually try to schedule things in a way to…

BPA is seriously my pet peeve. Mostly because I worked selling outdoor goods at the time and spent literally weeks returning 12 year old Nalgene bottles and trying (and eventually giving up trying) to explain to people why this is mole hill into mountain territory. So to avoid returning to this, the most pointless of…

*Citation Needed.

Did this guy do an entire Research Project just to justify his Saturday golf game?

Don't do that.

Oh, boy...