Thank you - I had no idea the north pole had a plate split like that... very cool

You sped up to 90 MPH on a regular road??? That’s kind of excessive.

not if they stay in the right hand lane

Visit the Apollo sites? So now the moon landing deniers have to come up with all new stories about how all the X-prize competitors are “in on the conspiracy” too? This’ll be fun.

I’m a white guy who’s also made this mistake, just want to thank the SDPD for knitting my mom that sweater!!

“the meaning of a tie”?

This probably would have been good about two weeks ago, office party season is done now.

It polymer wouldn’t be wise to consume this stuff.

Here’s my wife’s advice for my company holiday parties:
We arrive, grab a drink, say hello to my boss, my boss’s boss, the CSO, CEO, and CFO. Then leave.

Well, it’s the seafloor under the ice off the coast of Antarctica. There isn’t a seafloor under Antarctica as it’s a continent.

This has happened recently with Southwest and American Airlines, and then there was that time when the mathematician was kicked off because someone on the plane thought he was formulating a bomb or something.

Doesn’t get much clearer that that, does it?

That’s very interesting; I thought such things were only possible in GTA.

I like the Mazda6 a lot for the most part. The interior room is great, the trunk space is good, the handling is great, and the styling is excellent. It’s by far the most fun you can have in the dreaded “mid size” category. I kinda feel bad that I haven’t really “tweaked” it more, but most of my money has been going…

+10 Internet Points to you for using the shit out of that 500! Honestly I haven’t driven the Abarth but it intrigues me. My baby is an 84 Rabbit GTI so I have a lot of love for the ultra light “spartan” and tossable lightweight cars. There’s a lot to be said for “driving a slow car fast”. I never thought I would…

I’m still waiting for them to invent Facebook Mime, where I can perform my routine with no audio, no longer burdened by the uncontrollable and deafening farts that have plagued me since the onset of my alcoholism.

Technically, the car can’t be legally driven on roads now since it is out of compliance with emissions standards. So ...

I refrigerate both, to control mold growth. I’m the only one in the house to eat bread, and I only have 2 slices a day, so it’ll go bad before I finish half of it, it I left it out.

Does anyone and Kinja really think “Lose his shit” is okay for a headline?

Dammit, Kinja. I just took an hour to expound upon my thoughts about wagons in an actual post nobody would see instead of a comment, and the draft disappeared. D’oh. First time I ever tried it, too.