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I mean, I wouldn’t go that far. Like some women recognize that their family name “dies” with them if they don’t pass it on. I think the validation thirst should be reserved for the men who believe that their wife and kids get their last name- no questions asked.

Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”

Shall we crowdsource the perfect feminist Chinese-Caucasian baby name below?

“What do the legend of Zelda and the American Tax Code have in common?”

...that the only way to actually earn Rupees is the violent redistribution of wealth by coming into your homes and smashing your shit?

...that 1% who have the most rupees hide them in pots and tall grass (HEDGE FUNDS GET IT!?) rather than putting

How does a rich, alcoholic New York comedian have such repetitive, boring stories?

It’s not fair to judge him by what he wears, says, and does.

I think I’ll stick with the meal delivery service I know I can rely on.

I can’t imagine it tastes better and is cheaper/easier than just buying heat-n-eat food from Trader Joe’s.

Kate, with all due respect. Who on God’s green Earth cares?!

I was new to it and my life’s never been the same since reading!

As a person in one of those places, no just no.

Haven’t seen anything of the sort down here.

As a native Texan I can say I have never gotten that impression ?

C’mon, man. Did you really have to misery-one-upsmanship this article? Do you walk into funerals and ask “You think this is bad? My parents, siblings, and cats all died in a house fire.”

It’s just gotten to the point that news like this just depresses me. It’s just another reminder of the kind of thing that’s supposed to obviously matter, but that obviously isn’t going to.