Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

Podophobic — if your office doesn’t have a dress code, then you need to mind your own fucking business. I mean, I have plenty of opinions about how people should dress at work. Most of them are stupid and I keep them to myself. They include:

No bare feet

I don’t get being perturbed by someone else’s bare feet in an office setting, assuming they don’t stink. Just like...don’t look at her feet? I spend 95% of my time already not looking at people’s feet, so why not make it an even 100%, you know?

That is one of my favorite books, period. Would love to see some kind of adaptation of it, although I’m not sure how it would work.

Holding out for Blind Assassin, myself…

I buy them on the stick and slice them up when I get home. Best way to slice an apple is right angles around the core, anyway. Then make neat slices out of the four chunks.

I think you’ve kind of missed the point of eating them as an adult.

“Soon after my wife and I were married, 4 years ago, I had sex with a woman at a club in Panama where I had a work assignment for a month. I promptly forgot all about it until I started the Sex Addicts Anonymous program last year.”

“When driving to the city, you NEED to be aggressive. Very aggressive,”

This has been my Twitter header since the game came out.

“or even just petty and butthurt, and women need to protect themselves from that.

From the article:

My best advice is to explore some of the neighborhoods outside of Boston proper. Central Square, Harvard Square, Davis Square, etc. They often have better food, less people, and just a better vibe. It’s easier to drive to these places than the city, but like others have said, just walk or take public transportation.

What an ignorant asshole. The Charles has been clean for years. https://www.epa.gov/charlesriver

No, we’re just the adults in the room who self-care for ourselves and don’t panic about the remote possibility that a partner is in dire straits at all times and only YOU and your app are the thin red line between order and chaos.

I cannot imagine anything more intrusive and annoying than having someone 24/7 install the equivalent of a GPS tracker on me. Even my husband. We were perfectly able to coordinate dinner times and last minute stops at the store with mere land lines. Imagine! The feeling of restriction if I wanted to stop at a…

You do you, I’m not going to judge someone else’s relationship and what works for them. Know this though.

It’s clingy, creepy, and definitely not healthy. Writing that it isn’t, doesn’t make it so.