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Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

Podophobic — if your office doesn’t have a dress code, then you need to mind your own fucking business. I mean, I have plenty of opinions about how people should dress at work. Most of them are stupid and I keep them to myself. They include:

No bare feet

I don’t get being perturbed by someone else’s bare feet in an office setting, assuming they don’t stink. Just like...don’t look at her feet? I spend 95% of my time already not looking at people’s feet, so why not make it an even 100%, you know?

That is one of my favorite books, period. Would love to see some kind of adaptation of it, although I’m not sure how it would work.

Holding out for Blind Assassin, myself…

If pajamas of myself were available, it would only be right and just to wear them.

I buy them on the stick and slice them up when I get home. Best way to slice an apple is right angles around the core, anyway. Then make neat slices out of the four chunks.

I think you’ve kind of missed the point of eating them as an adult.

Calm the fuck down there, Black Mirror.

“Soon after my wife and I were married, 4 years ago, I had sex with a woman at a club in Panama where I had a work assignment for a month. I promptly forgot all about it until I started the Sex Addicts Anonymous program last year.”

I’ll see your Midichlorians, and raise you a “Anakin? No, there was no father.”

“When driving to the city, you NEED to be aggressive. Very aggressive,”

This has been my Twitter header since the game came out.

or even just petty and butthurt, and women need to protect themselves from that.

From the article:

My best advice is to explore some of the neighborhoods outside of Boston proper. Central Square, Harvard Square, Davis Square, etc. They often have better food, less people, and just a better vibe. It’s easier to drive to these places than the city, but like others have said, just walk or take public transportation.