McCarver was always really good. Most fans are tremendously stupid and don’t understand what broadcasting is supposed to do.

Nope. Kids are loud and wild and do not do what you ask them.

I won’t fly with my kid when I have one. Not until they’re old enough to handle it. Sorry.

Because it’s so easy to “get them away from people” in a crowded airport.

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

That's really the hilarious part of this story. He would have been safer just storing the weed in a see-through ziplock bag. They probably wouldn't have bothered to check it because it wouldn't have looked like something he couldn't bring through security when it goes through the scanner. 

So you’re saying I should leave my gun-shaped crack pipe at home next time I fly?

It may be the dumbest possible way to attempt to smuggle weed through security. 

Draconian? Yep. But how frickin dumb do you have to be to try to get weed through an airport security checkpoint in something disguised to look like something else they wouldn't let you through with anyway? That's like trying to smuggle a crack pipe that looks like a gun.

Please tell me he didn’t try to bring a fake can of iced tea filled with weed in his carry-on bag. 

95% of Sox fans look like Foghat roadies. It’s just a scientific fact.

I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

It’s always been like this. Doesn’t matter if they win or lose, people are going to Cubs games to get shitfaced in the stadium and at the bars just steps away outside. There’s pretty much zero parking in that area, so people just get on the Red Line or take the bus there and back. The bars are overcrowded and the…

Welp, made it until 9:25 on a Monday morning before I hated everything. Great job everyone.

He might have let slip that the good guys won.

If the Clips get Durant, I'd hop that bandwagon like Rod Stewart making a disco record

Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.

I thought it was an absolutely idiotic shot.  Until it went in.  Incredible.  So glad I live on the West Coast and didn’t have to stay up past midnight to watch this.  

LOL. Good point.

Agreed - I'm not convinced Deadthony Spintano understands humor