But there’s a case to be made that guys like Albies are signing these contracts *because* of the market that Keuchel and Kimbrel are sitting through right now. They’re taking less than they would have made on the open market 5 years ago to ensure that they don’t have to actually put up with the volatility of that…

What you’re hearing is 18,000 Long Islanders

I don’t get why Bettman is so adamant about keeping the Coyotes in Arizona. They’ve been so close to being sold and relocated so many times onyl to have Bettman nix it. 

It’s not one person but a married couple: Mr. Exchange Rate and Mr. Market Size

I am so sick of Processors especially now that they’ve cashed in their decade of deliberate failure for maybe a couple of seasons of Tobias Harris and Jimmy Butler. Ostensibly intelligent basketball-knowers still think that Hinkie-ism is the way of the future. What success have the Sixers had? Show me one argument for…

I lived in “DeForest” which is near “Waunakee” (which they gleefully advertise as he only Waunakee in the world). There’s a “Packwaukee,” “Oconomowoc” (money there), Wauwatosa and Waukesha too. Yes, a lot of messed up town names in WI.

Also, Waukesha, Waunakee, Kaukunaua, Kewaunee, Oconomowoc (the 5-o), Peawaukee, Weyauwega, and Random Lake.

You made that town name up.

Oh jeez, if you seen da size of dem turdy point bucks in Stoooghton, you’d be itchin’ ta shoot one too doncha know?

Hi there. I have walked the streets of Stoughton, and there’s hardly anything there. That cop in the khakis did look a little alarmed for a second, my guess is someone floated a donut into his field of view, then he realized he couldn’t eat it. 

20 seconds in when Giannis gets up to hug the girl, the one cop gets all jittery like he’s going to have to shoot someone.

I’m just not sure that there are enough armed cops at that obviously volatile event.

Megabus gets stuck in traffic on weekends and holidays, train does not.

The Mets leaving spring training probably resembles this,

He’s having a hell of a spring and with the sea of mediocrity that is the Jays middle infield, he could potentially force the issue.

That’s the one I was waiting for!

About 2k on wooden bleachers. Maybe they can check out Butte College. It’s stadium would give Levi’s a run for its money heat stroke-wise.

Getting Davis does not imply getting either of those other players. Particularly if the Knicks have to part with every even vaguely promising young player on the roster and half a decade worth of first-round picks to get him. The most classically Knicks-fan position to take is “If only we gut our entire roster to…

I’d rather have Porzingis and Zion, and then NOT sign Kyrie. Fuck that guy.