This is a bad take. The Cubs bandwagon is can’t hold a candle to how shitty Boston and their fans are.

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Red Sox fans are so insufferable I started rooting for the Yankees. 

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

The Twins didn’t lose because the Yankees were far better than them.

Yankees are clearly the best team in MLB. They have had 39 players on the IL missing 2,000 games. It’s cute the Astros and Dodgers have a higher expectation to win the WS.  The Yankees can literally run out 6-7 relievers each game after the 3rd inning. 

Listen, we had our chance to contract the Twins back around 2002. All they’ve done since is go 2-19 in the Playoffs- almost entirely against the Yankees.

Not to mention this is the first year since he has been in KC where he has been fully healthy and not in a clogged outfield like he was in Chicago

Jorge Soler is Spanish for Brady Anderson.

Eh, the Montenegro Network wasn’t worth the $10/month but The Bos n’ Herz Channel is totally a steal at $5/month

I'm too lazy to look it up but from an article i remember reading a while back at least one school (Georgia Tech) paid for/is paying for its studio from the increased revenue the schools have already received from ESPN since the contract renewal. 

2006 they lost to Peyton Manning and the Colts in the Super Bowl. Devin Hester became the only guy to return the opening kickoff for a touchdown in Super Bowl history. It was a good return.  

Please ignore all of my coaching takes. I wanted them to hire Matt Patricia last year, and I thought Trestman/Cutler/Marshall was going to be AMAZING. I am an idiot.

I said out loud that he was going to miss it.  He did and even though I knew it was going to happen, it crippled my soul

Why is it that people like Verlander and his spouse, who don’t hesitate to call people overly sensitive or “cucks” are generally really overly sensitive cucks ? 

#15 John Baron. Where have I heard that name before?

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

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