You’re so edgy.

They also have the “Bong Recreation Area”. I am not joking.

I wish I did. When there’s a state where Fond-du-lac and Baraboo seem more plausible as town names, you know you’re in trouble.

Plus, see the video we’re actually watching. 

Except of course she was shooting it in portrait mode when he was sitting down. 

I’ve eaten at the Culver’s there. I still have PTSD from the thought of someone messing with my cheese curds. 

Laugh only after you yourself have walked the mean streets of Stoughton, Wisconsin. 

THANKS FOR SHOOTING THIS MOMENT IN PORTRAIT MODE, MOM.

Tate George, indeed. He’s the guy you remember. Thank God he’s there, that shot got him drafted in the first round.

Yeah! Where the fuck is Bradley Beal?

Man, this is going to piss off six or seven guys who live near Tinley Park.

Thing is, most of the fans will be reverse commuters in any case, so leaving your house in Huntington or or the Five Towns at 6:15 wouldn’t be so awful. Looking at the schedule , they played 17 of their home games on a Saturday or Sunday, so just 25 games spread over 6 months that we’re talking about.

Shouldn’t it be “and your wives”?

Not really. Lincecum was toast even earlier. 

Oddly, Belmont Park was able to operate as a two-season racetrack, routinely drawing a daily average of spectators that will dwarf the average attendance of an Islanders game (by a factor of two, most weekends) without most of these worries. Granted, those meets were held during the day, but the track used to manage…

67-15.

Drops of Jupiter, indeed.

In Wisconsin, those have to be shared awards. 

This must have been shot in secret by my wife, seeing that i don’t know of anyone else who still shoots stuff in portrait mode.

He may be the greatest, but George Best will always be Best.