I'm just so happy. I laughed so hard while watching this. I mean, wow. Good job, dude. More adults should have this much fun and enthusiasm.

If you're not embarrassing your kids, you're not doing it right. This was excellent.

If I wanted to see 100 pictures of good ole "RiRi", I'd follow her on Instagram.

"Obesity" is in the headline of the original article. If you think I'm "shoehorning" my pet issue in here, blame the international media for framing it that way:

I think our culture blames lonely people for their loneliness. It certainly blames single people for being single or the jobless for being jobless. There is always the underlying idea that *you* must have done *something* wrong, because everyone knows that all normal people are not lonely or single or jobless. It's…

I'm trying to picture these. They obviously can't be bags, despite their name. Are they giant gift boxes? Are they carried on rickshaws balanced on the backs of the poors? I must know.

Sigh. It's okay white people. I still love you.

This is a different guy - he played Seth Cohen on the OC. I think you're referring to Dan, played by Penn Badgely.

SETH AND SUMMER FOREVER

lol remember when he was in Mr. and Mrs. Smith

15 year old me is wiggin' out right now.

Eleanor Roosevelt gets top billing every time because she is, truly, rather kick ass. Read up on her life (because you want to talk about someone marrying an asshole, she married a guy who basically had a harem and his mother was a ragggggggiiiinnnggg bitch.) and you'll say, "Crap. I am not doing enough to be…

I would also point out what I call the Lean Cuisine effect, where mostly overweight people are eating the low fat crapp food to begin with and those not overweight eat a normal diet of normal food with no concern over the fat content.

Not quite. Broadband/network congestion is a fictional narrative marketed by the ISPs with interest in keeping TV viable.

I'm from Oakland, and spend tons of time in SF for work and school. I'm married, but I have peers who are single and struggling to find love .

I few months ago I was blown away to learn that Blockbuster was closing its last few stores. How the hell were they still open!? Who rents movies from a store!? Well, even more shocking was when I asked some slightly older friends (read late 40's) how they stream movies and this friend got all curmudgeonly about…

Fuck, I never returned a book to my former local library for a 6th grade book report.

Let's just focus on this part, shall we? She ATTEMPTED TO REPORT A CRIME and so they ran her ID and found an active warrant. Now that's incentive not to report a crime if I've ever heard one. Jesus fucking Christ.