David, your mission should you choose to accept it, build a 6X6 Jeep using cheap Craigslist finds, because you need another non-running basket case in your life.

Yeah but his cousins roomates uncles friend makes 6700 a paycheck working from home! I didn’t believe it either until I wired my bank account info over, now I’ll be getting twice that any day now.

Millennial checking in: 10/10 would buy and hoon/daily it into the ground if it was on my coast.

Fun hooning it? You have obviously never driven one of these. More like floor it and hope you don’t die merging into the highway because the 0-60 is like 30 seconds and something will probably break at 45mph because nothing ever works. There’s a reason they needed to be bailed out by GM. After owning a similar 89…

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

your values DO extend significantly past a rolling chair...

my friends would never try to use being my friend to get out of paying... its my job, i dont go to their jobs and try to get free shit from the city gov, google or restaurants, they wont do the same to me if they want to stay friends with me.

Higher standard, these people have the power to decide basically who lives and dies in an instant and have the power to ruin a lot of peoples lives if the make a mistake... a higher standard is needed for people with that kind of power

It gets my vote just for the last line.

I used to work for a car dealer and heard the phrase “drive slow and pay fast” used by the sales manager when he came accross situations like this. There is some truth here. Make extra principal payments every month. Get an extra part time job and throw all the money at the truck. 

Speed limits are not unreasonably low. They do a good job of keeping most of the traffic moving at mostly the same speed. When you have multitudes of different vehicle types all going different speeds and and with drivers of varying skills all doing different speeds, that is when you start to get a recipe for…

Here you go $8800 by my calculation- may not quite meet us standards

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

*Man shows up with tow truck to get car*

Tower: It’s in worse condition than I thought. Drum brake is seized, no oil in the sump, and the radiator has nothing but rust in it. One blow job is a little steep. Five is the lowest I can go.

Blower: How about two?

Tower: Three, that’s my final offer.

Blower: Can I make…

Mi Dios! Este es la chubacabra! Vamos Amigo, Vamos a mi garaje. NP.

They prepare for everything. And I mean everything.

Beyond the scare-ish tactics, the entire proposition is brutally and stupidly pointless.

My kids are gonna crush it.

Haha! Suckers! I’m only sad and lonely. Sucks to be them!

“But in either case you cannot be “intelligent” and fall for one of those scams.”