Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

your values DO extend significantly past a rolling chair...

my friends would never try to use being my friend to get out of paying... its my job, i dont go to their jobs and try to get free shit from the city gov, google or restaurants, they wont do the same to me if they want to stay friends with me.

Higher standard, these people have the power to decide basically who lives and dies in an instant and have the power to ruin a lot of peoples lives if the make a mistake... a higher standard is needed for people with that kind of power

It gets my vote just for the last line.

I used to work for a car dealer and heard the phrase “drive slow and pay fast” used by the sales manager when he came accross situations like this. There is some truth here. Make extra principal payments every month. Get an extra part time job and throw all the money at the truck. 

Speed limits are not unreasonably low. They do a good job of keeping most of the traffic moving at mostly the same speed. When you have multitudes of different vehicle types all going different speeds and and with drivers of varying skills all doing different speeds, that is when you start to get a recipe for…

Here you go $8800 by my calculation- may not quite meet us standards

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

*Man shows up with tow truck to get car*

Tower: It’s in worse condition than I thought. Drum brake is seized, no oil in the sump, and the radiator has nothing but rust in it. One blow job is a little steep. Five is the lowest I can go.

Blower: How about two?

Tower: Three, that’s my final offer.

Blower: Can I make…

Mi Dios! Este es la chubacabra! Vamos Amigo, Vamos a mi garaje. NP.

They prepare for everything. And I mean everything.

Beyond the scare-ish tactics, the entire proposition is brutally and stupidly pointless.

My kids are gonna crush it.

I HATE Mike Pence, but it’s a bullshit, bush-league, cruel move to make fun of the dog’s death. Even the worst bastards often love pets.

The ultimate irony being that this is a more viable solution to it’s problem than his serious attempts at actual problems.

Did someone dare you to write this?

I prefer to moisten my toasted sandwich with a fine mist of salted butter. Cuts way down on the crumbs, and leaves me with a post-meal glossy shine.

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

Thanks. Deep down, I am doing what I was born to do. From the time I was a little kid growing up in a bad neighborhood, all I wanted to do was help and protect people who needed it. There is a lot that sucks about it and there are people that I work with who are bad to the point that I’ve had to call internal affairs.…