Inhale enough and it’s both.

New Wranglers all come with the rear view mirrors installed upside down.

Car Buyer = “Final Quality Control Specialist”

You made me laugh, thank you. That’s the difference between a technical weld specialist and a weld specialist.

Big deal. My 94 year old great grandfather fell and broke his hip. When he came out of the hospital the City had taken possession of and destroyed his HOUSE. Granted, he had refused to pay his taxes for years, but damn.

We’re 20,000 billion in debt, as a country, by our own command. You think we’re worried about the repo man?

Good. No more subsidies.

You make my point, thank you.

It would never ave flown without Isaac Newton . And as he said, we stand on the shoulders of giants.

Well a few of them left the island...

Thank you, Senator Warren.

In all seriousness, if “there is no scientific basis for categorizing race or even ethnicity” , how do you write the definitional statutes?

This is the best version of this song ever!!

Still need fake teeth.

I suspect I could poke a hole into every panel using only my thumb.

The adverts are deceptive, too- the Jeep advert doesn’t mention the seized engine- “Looking to sell 1967 Jeepster Commando V6 Manula trans 4X4
This vehical will clean up really nice, I just don’t have the time to tend to it right now Asking $2800 OBO”

I’d bet that the”thief”, if he even exists, was not one of the many outfits with a proven track record who will come and take your stuff away and sell it on a commission basis. He’s too clever to pay that much!

Delusional more likely.

I’ll bet that body has bad rust under the pretty paint.

Uh oh, you said normal people. Climb on the fire, Trump Witch! ;)