I cut and pasted yours, with the quotation marks. ;)

1. International forum.

I’m sure cleverer people than I have answered this, but why not use the revolving column to power a shaft to generate electricity?

Yes. Look at the artist’s work, THEN read the card.

There’s something about the end of the day... 

Yes, under fifty gets you arrested now in upstate Louisiana.

A funny idea indeed. And when the buyer got the Suburban home, under the floormat was....

Woo hoo free dog!

Thank you for this clear, correct,  and professional response.

Not as easy as it is to convert a can of gasoline into a nightclub fire. Criminals will crime.

It often works exactly this way, but without the surprise- auction houses are used to it. And they make their 40% on a cheap car just as they do on a costlier one.

It’s the real deal and it’s sold as of this morning.

The cute DMV cashier works in Shreveport, this thing is all the way over to Alexandria.

Also, mandatory. Strong language-   

Right you are- cars, dogs, stuff, or pregnant bellies- hands off, jackass.

Other Gawker sites version:

STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM, THEY LOVE THE FAME.

$16,000,000? I’d just keep on hunting until it was all gone.

Did she ask them  all to dress as twelve year olds, or was that just what she swiped on?

They did send him back to France to try again.