“The Battle of Dorking” is my favourite title. And “When William Came” is the best of the genre, if only for Saki’s sparkling prose.

Or if the Kaiser had sat down with the French and composed things. Or if he had remembered about the value of a Pomeranian grenadier...

Admiral Fisher was a proponent of an immediate invasion of Germany’s north coast, a third front which would have changed the course of the war one way or the other. Either the R.N. would have destroyed the German navy and the BEF would have run wild and won the war, or the expedition would have been destroyed at sea…

Find out the local detailer that the car dealers for the brand you’re selling uses. He has the tools, experience, and skills with that specific car, which is worth a little extra.

This is the way to do it. Honest and clear advertising eliminates timewasters, too- which is a real value in itself.

What a liar you are. This is exactly how it’s supposed to work.

I like it that both Lexus and the airport deny responsibility.

COTD.

No, in exchange for reading the regulations defining “truck” and designing just inside them. Chrysler “got away with” the PT truck designation exactly the same way you “get away with” driving at the speed limit.

“I hate the object because of what some people do with it.” Perfectly unreasonable and Sarah Brady’s career.

They can predict an eclipse a thousand years out, but can’t figure out that the day after the eclipse there will be millions of unwanted glasses.

Sad when your first sentence contradicts your headline.

 Trump and all the rest of these politicians are shadows, the people you know are real.

This idea works best for people who know what their trip range will be. Just load up enough RangePaks or Extendergizers at the start of the trip and plug them into the charging port as you go. External storage near the charging port or a spare port in the trunk. This is exactly what we do with extra laptop and…

The first rule of driving- have a car. (Applogies to Mark Moretz’ rule of gunfighting.

Fuel pump on a 3 cylinder Saab quit. Rigged a siphon gravity feed with a jug and a piece of garden hose. Drove 40 miles with the jug tied on the roof.

Or just pit a piece of pipe insulator/pool noodle in there. Problem solved.

No problem! I’m a proud cultural appeopriatee/appropriator.Isn’t the world round, and we all on it?