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This weekend I’m going to be playing the newly released PS4 versions of the Uncharted games, Drake’s Fortune, Among Thieves and Drake’s Deception, back-to-back-to-back with no break (sorta). I’ll be doing all this so I have a dumb gimmick for a future article that I may not even bother writing for my site that no one

It makes sense, the picture shows the post-apocalyptic ruins of Adelaide shortly after the federal Liberal/National coalition had finished up their latest term in government.

A true Hitman movie should have been way more innovative in recreating the video game experience for movie goers. Any self-respecting Hitman movie would have 47 try and kill a target with a Silent Assassin rating, fuck it up, start the movie again, fuck it up again, start again, over and over, until the movie

Amazon's sales of The Big Butt Book are going to be off the charts.

I saw that, well done. Level with me here, for 'Knight's Honor', how long did it take you to get the Channeler's Trident? I must have gone up that elevator from the first Duke's Archive bonfire and killed that Channeler bastard a hundred times trying to get that damn thing to drop. Oh, I've wasted my life.

E3 has been weird. In recent years I haven't cared much about new games coming out. The exception maybe being impulse buying a PS4 for Bloodborne, which in retrospect I shouldn't have bothered doing. But this year we have new installments in many beloved game series which are my all time favourites: Uncharted!

WE WANT MURDER REPORT! WE WANT MURDER REPORT! WE WANT MURDER REPORT! And so on.

Allow me to share with you the advice a random onlooker shouted to me as I confidently strode towards the hire car that was waiting to whisk me off to my marriage ceremony:

It's not so bad if you're being stealthy and avoiding confrontations, but when you're knocking non-target people out or killing them it gets a bit obtrusive and, arguably, demotivating. The game wants you to play as a Silent Assassin, and the score you receive reflects that. But with my current playthrough a giant

This weekend I'll be playing Hitman: Absolution. You see, when some people release any sort of new creative output, no matter what the worth or quality, and find that it's just not getting the traction of their older creative output, they're going to return to that old well and basically rehash their old shit in a

You find the PC version a vast improvement graphically? I'm surprised at that. Did you play it on X360 or PS3 before? I played it on PS3 originally before moving on to the PC port, and when I went back to the PS3 it looked much better on the console.

Since last week's WAYPTW I have been chipping away at Bloodborne, Ghostbusters for some reason, and the first Witcher, so will probably continue on along those lines.

It's more irritation than frustration. The first half a dozen or so hours fit in with the Souls mantra of tough but fair, and were fun and fresh. Then I got to Forbidden Woods and it got slightly less fair, but still fun. But reaching the front entrance of Yahar'gul the Unseen Village was where it tipped into Dark

I'm a bit fed up with Bloodborne, so this weekend I'll probably be back chipping away at Dragon Age Origins, the game I have been playing for years and still haven't finished. It's all explained right here:
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After last week lamenting the fact I couldn't get Deus Ex: Invisible War working, and deciding to play the Dark Souls 2 DLCs instead, I actually got Invisible War shuffling along before it died for good, and played about 5 minutes of Dark Souls 2 DLC before remembering why I hate the DLCs. So after discarding Bastion,

I did that with my first PC character Mutant Jesus, who was a Faith build. Switched to Melee, and it still kicked my arse (though I only tried the third DLC with the new and improved Mutant Jesus). So this time I have purposely made an overpowered Sorcerer. It made a big difference in the first DLC which is now

Sadly no, unfortunately in The Fall when you kill or knock out a goon their body will slump to the floor and disappear in a little shimmer of gold sparkles, making a murder run hardly worth my while.

I just finished playing through Deus Ex: The Fall (read the first of my four write-ups about it here - http://staggeringstewbum.tu… ) and it was surprisingly not terrible. The plan was to tackle Deus Ex: Invisible War next, but it's all broken and stuff.