Alright alright, you win. I see you've played Knifey-Rapey before.

You have to be really renegadey to be able to pick Morinth over Samara, but my goodness is it worth it. She joins your crew and Shepard can have death by pleasure anytime he/she wants. Plus you get a cool little Easter Egg in Mass Effect 3, but it's mostly about the death by pleasure. Who wouldn't want their very own…

Looks like Scott Jones will be eagerly awaiting the PS4 re-release of Uncharted 3.

I'm seeing double here….FOUR dresses.

That bit in Schindler's List where you see the little girl in the blue and black dress is pretty damn haunting.

That's what they said about that Magic Eye bullshit that I also couldn't see properly.

Are you kidding? Multiplayer can be great because it's human interaction on your terms. Sick of the people you're with? Then just disconnect, or leave and find another game. Holy shit I would love that function in the real world.

I like to think of it as my Mason & Dixon. Dense and virtually unreadable, a globetrotting storyline, and you get to the end of it wondering what the hell happened.

You're famous too Merve, the 'comment from a pal on Steam' was yours:

Glad you enjoyed it! I hope you keep reading and stick with the series to the end because, and I know I'm biased here, the last third or so of the episodes are the best. By that point it's not just about the murder, it's also touches on out of circulation Australian currency, Roman mythology, Judi Dench naked, Sam…

Silly Merve, everyone knows the best name for the DA:O dog, and it ain't Barkspawn:

"It’s difficult to remember what a comedic and cultural presence Austin Powers held when first released… a lingering presence in Halloween outlet stores as false teeth and flammable velour suits."

Speaking of 'Goddamnit', how the hell did you post on this article before it was published? I'm trying to shamelessly self-promote here. You're taking the imaginary food out of my non-existent family's mouth with this not having a shithouse internet and being slightly closer to Chicago than me bullshit.

This weekend I'll be continuing my all murder all the time playthrough of Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

Years ago I accompanied my then-girlfriend over to her friend's house, and her friends boyfriend was playing Halo 2 with a mate on their xbox, which my presence was interrupting. Reciprocating the politeness I was showing by pretending to give a shit, I guess, the xbox controller was thrust into my hands and I was…

This looks a lot like what I used to get on my oscilloscope screen in many an engineering lab experiment back in the day. Was always supposed to be getting perfect sine waves, but they always had noise. Still passed though, so none of it ever mattered.

I'm thinking Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut this weekend, and that's a proper video game name right there now I see it typed out in all its glory.

Yeah but we're talking about so-called hard rock. You Am I aren't that, unless you count their EPs before Sound As Ever and then that's a maybe.

The drummer and bassist/keyboardist left the band or were kicked out, afro guy kept the band name and eventually released a second album which is even more derivativier than the first one, but there's a song on it called Violence of the Sun which is their best work. After that, nobody knows….well I don't anyway.

Everyone knows Australian hard rock attained perfection in 2004. It's a scientific fact.