Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.

Go on, explain to me how he’s not in early-stage dementia. I’ll sit here and wait. 

“Someone’s going to leak this to the media” says man who is looking into a news camera.

What will happen if when he loses in 2020 and doesn’t accept the results? Who knows!

I join you in your hatred of fondant, but truth be told i’m not really crazy about buttercream either. It’s fine in small doses, but it makes me feel sick if I eat more than a few bites.  I like a hard sugar icing for cookies and either whipped ganache or no frosting at all on cakes (IMO bundt cakes, glazed or…

Another Trump fraudster. Harvard student? No. Fashion model? More like PR placement. Pro skater? Where? Poet? More like bad lyricist - to be charitable. Religious Jew? They really don’t intermarry, so even that doesn’t check out.

Man I can’t wait to traumatize the hell out of my niece and nephew with that.

If there’s not an on-board drugstore where I can buy “CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!” this isn’t a real GG cruise.

The sociopath is Michael Hodge, 18, senior. Certainly, he can be held accountable for his actions at his age. 

That fuckface kid is one Huey Lewis and the News rant away from full Patrick Bateman. What the ever loving fuck is wrong with people? I think our time on this planet is done. 

I want to punch his smug little face. He, his family and everyone he knows have never done anything great and will never do anything great. They are the definition of mediocre.

It takes an impressive level of stupidity to shout “Build the Wall” at an Indigenous People’s March...

I’m no psychologist, but that kid that just kept staring at him is definitely a sociopath.

What CK did is absolutely harassment. But in the grand scheme of things I also don’t think  it’s “should never work again” levels of bad. He admitted it, he went away for a bit and lost millions and a movie and while it may not be what some people wanted, it’s not nothing. So yeah, I’m the grand scheme of things I…

Perhaps that’s why most movies only have the one narrative and end the same way no matter how many times you watch it?

She’s a former stripper that attacks other strippers. She’s also transphobic but Jezebel loves this diarrhea person, so we’ll be getting updates daily on this pig’s life.

I didn’t think it went much lower than the Kardashian bullshit but I was clearly wrong - so much Jezebel love for nasty Cardi and her antics - never going to read another post with Cardi attached to it.

Who is this person? And why is she apparently the only thing Jez is interested in discussing for two straight weeks?

I gotta say, these accusations seem flimsy at best. The assault one seems odd, and sure, investigate it. But with the other two, it sounds like all parties involved are telling the truth. It’s just that accidentally putting your hand in a weird place for a photo is... Well, it can happen pretty easily. And a casual…