“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

I expected to be mad about this but I think it’s a really good take. However, I think this rejection for her is a lot different than other rejections and she showed growth both during the romantic aspects of their relationship, and afterward. (e.g. forcing the camera/audience away when they’re fucking, not letting the…

I love that a Jesuit reviewed this because Jesuit priests are the drink-iest, swear-iest priests out there. The best bottles of wine and whiskey I’ve received in my life have been from Jesuits. They aren’t called the confessors of kings for nothing.

It’s been like this for years. And it’s not even about adrenaline junkies, but about middle-aged rich dudes who can afford to pay all the fees and all the porters to carry all their shit to the top. And then, these super-serious “mountaineers” like nothing more than to look down their noses at all the broke-ass…

“The Death Zone” is what we now call the period from 1/20/2017 to present.

Exactly.  Everest has become Coachella.

They moved the artisanal oxygen to aisle 4, next to the quinoa

Dude's a doctor.  Not a necromancer.

He died doing what he loved: experiencing hypothermia and pulmonary edema, confused, unable to breathe, feeling his pulse plummeting, and falling down in a place where his body may never be recovered. But on the other hand, he did put a lot of other people’s lives at risk in the process. So there’s that. 

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

I will leave a grocery store if the lines are too long.

It turns out people spending more time in “the death zone” is leading to more deaths. No one could have seen this coming...

I imagine part of the allure of climbing Everest was not just it being the highest point on Earth yet the now antiquated belief that so few people could actually do it.

I believe the look is called “dry thirst.”

Yo, Nancy — this is what happens when you take impeachment “off the table.”

Wait, by this logic Obama still owes us 8 more years.  Anybody have his cell number?

We need to accept that even if he loses in a landslide, he’ll pull something.

mukbang. (For those unfamiliar, mukbangs originated in South Korea and are videos in which people eat in front of the camera. That’s it.)

I recall at one point he asked, effectively, if the kids thought their parents in the media printed lies. Totally normal interaction with children.