Wait so if I have this toy but didn’t use the app I get $199? How do I collect this?!

Size 4...shoes?

slow clap

Game and match.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

But she’s not being called chubby for laughs...have you watched this movie lately?

Hugh Grant is such a douchebag in real life, I don’t think I can watch him being squinty and romantic with another actress. He’s legendarily rude to the women he works alongside.

Seriously! Bitch, you’ve got Chiwetel Ejiofor aka one of the handsomest men alive (imho), what the fuck are you playing around for?

Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln

No see...these children are already born so...they have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

Where are the pro-lifers who supposedly care about children? Where is their outrage? Where is their march in Washington with Pence about this? Someone? Anyone?

This sounds exactly the same what Nazis did in concentration camps.

that was good and i’ll add this as my fav of the day

As the greatest gif in the world will explain to you why none of this will change anything: