Donald Trump isn’t a billionaire and he doesn’t have a ton of cash. Only Duestche Bank will loan him money because he’s helping them launder it for the Russian mob. His properties are all probably being used as fronts. One in Soho already got busted for that exact reason. If he had a ton of liquidity, American banks…

So maybe this is the red line which will cause Republicans to actually condemn him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nope.

mentally, physically, ideologically, politically, temperamentally...you name a ly, and he’s unfit for it.   

He is not mentally fit for the job.

Tangentially related, I’m still waiting on my check from all the ‘paid protesting’ I’ve been doing. Who the hell do we file our complaints with? Is our Paid Protester HR Department equally fake?

Starred for Saffron Shitgibbon.

I mean, ugh. Just ughhhhhhhh.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

I thought the same thing about Rich’s characterization, The man could not have been more gracious, during what must have been an epically humiliating moment.

Yea I don’t know why Rich Juzwiak feels the need to be such a shit head about this. Talk about alternative facts

The way he grabbed the envelope from Beatty was kind of a dickish move.

Rich is just being a smug asshole.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

For all the times I like Jezebel, it’s things like this that are driving me away. A lot of the staff write callous and snarky things for no reason. It’s just mean for the sake of mean a lot of the time.

Also, it wasn’t Horowitz’s job to straighten that shit out! But the producers and Kimmel and the accountants and the announcers all seemed to get a collective fit of the vapors and time was ticking so Horowitz stepped up and got shit done. This is a good character trait. We want these sorts of people around when…

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Seriously thought the same thing!

Marisa Tomei probably feels vindicated right now. This proves that if the wrong name is announced by mistake, they will correct it swiftly and everyone will look embarrassed.