Kindergarteners don’t deserve that comparison Rachel.

Corn starch, my sisters. Prepare to have your life changed.

Been there.

I don’t typically approve of mocking a woman’s appearance, but Ann Coulter is a hateful garbage demon, so fuck it. Zelda from Pet Sematary. It’s all I see.

Blanket corporate policies are infuriating bullshit. Privacy protection for users should go right out the damn window when a case like this arises. One rule doesn’t and shouldn’t fit all. Goddamn lawyers.

I’m as progressive as they come, but her special was shit.

Fuck this movie and the sexist Christmas plane it road in on.

EXCELLENT gif placement.

He’ll be remarried within a year.

My whole life I have had the strangest lady boner for Danny Concannon. CJ and Danny 4Eva y’all.

OOoooof. Okay...good luck to you girl. Hope things get brighter.

I think you’re being a little sensitive. I wasn’t knocking you, I was making a joke. I do that. Professionally. I’m sorry you are sad, but death is coming for all of us. You can laugh at the reality, or you can live in terror and sadness all the time. Again, I am sorry for your loss, but this is just a difference of…

I understand your grief, and I’m sorry if my words hurt you. That was not my intention. I realize that cemeteries are meaningful places for people, and I, of course, have many people who I love that are now buried beneath tombstones. But I do feel that our modern burial rituals are ridiculous. The expense, and the…

We’re all dust. If that’s too harsh for you to come to terms with you should probably stay off the internet for a while. I’m sure lots of people don’t share my belief, and I never implied that they did. I’m sorry for your loss, but I’m perfectly entitled to my opinion. Your grief doesn’t give you license to police my…

When I was a kid the best sledding hill in my hometown was at the old Quaker cemetery. I don’t understand why people care about these sorts of things. I mean, no matter where you go you are walking over someone’s final resting place, so technically kids are always playing atop graves, morbid as that may be. But then,…

My personal economic situation? I’m a working class white person who juggles multiple jobs. I’m just not a racist idiot.

Hope all you working class white people complaining about illegals taking your jobs are ready to pick strawberries and scrub dishes. Your job fair awaits.

Ick. I’ve known many cokeheads in my day, but James Woods strikes me as one of the grossest. Just, double ick.