Hero.

Okay, the Mallman episode is AMAZING. If Apocalypse Now Brando and Island of Dr. Moreau Brando had a son who was a chef it would be Mallman. The goat carcasses split in two and staked into the ground like warning markers for approaching gastro-tourists? Glorious. His whole stoking the fire wood to brew a cup of coffee…

What? You don’t think cops should be allowed to seize all your stuff before you are convicted of anything?

Just...blessings to you for the Balki reference. Carry on.

I’m pretty sure “laws” aren’t a thing anymore for white people. She’ll be good.

Oh, dear, sweet goddess thank you for some tiny, tiny shred of happy news. The Nordstrom tweet had me right at the edge of a Clorox bath. Cynthia Erivo is glorious. Bless this story.

Here’s a picture of the lemonade stand set up across the street from my house in NJ yesterday. Everything’s fine guys. Just move along.

Oh, look. Maybe nappytime is finally over for the Dems. Fuck have you people been?  

This was the actual viewing booth at the man’s own inauguration parade. They’re abject morons, the both of them.

THIS. THIS. THIS. When they go low, dredge the earth beneath them. The high road got us exactly here. I’m putting razor blades in my braids. Let’s dance motherfuckers.

WOW. This thread is really fucking horrible. Super disappointed to read so many Jezzies trashing a woman who you know nothing about. What? You’ve read gossip rags about her and now you think you know her and can judge her life? This is petty, and snippy, and sad. Grow up ladies. You don’t have to pick on a girl to…

I know him and this is bullshit. Just FYI.

Paulland 💗

To quote Chris Rock:

I love Michael Moore, but he went on a little long. After ten minutes or so I yelled at the screen, “It’s a women’s march Michael. Time to step back.” When Michael began to list his, “Point number six,” Ashley Judd came out and interrupted him. She launched into a speech and Michael left the stage mid-sentence. He did…

It’s a stone’s throw from the habadashery just catty-corner to the millinery. If you hit the five and dime you’ve missed it.

The fact that I have lived my whole life up to this point without ever having seen that has me feeling deeply ashamed of the choices I have made. Thank you for guiding me down the right path.

You’ve done a good thing here today champ.

If I were Madonna I would stop leaving the house.