I just read about these people. My rock doesn't get TLC. I apologize and withdrawal my earlier comment. Crucify them. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/74294…

I get it.

Yes, I must be the lone fucked up rock dweller who doesn’t follow the foibles of Billy Bob and Jolene Jesufuck. Whatever. If this is what floats your boat you can go to hee-haw town. I personally can’t wait to read the next article on what the child molester got for last year’s Christmas. I hope it was salacious and I…

This Duggar shit seems like the best thing to ever happen at Gawker media. I get that it’s a holiday weekend guys, but how many stories are you going to write on these reality pseudo celebrihicks? I had heard their name in passing before this story broke but I wouldn’t have been able to tell you shit about who they…

I have been a working actress on Broadway for ten years. I have several friends in this cast and was lucky enough to score one of the coveted tickets at the Public. I have been harassing my friends about it ever since. Hamilton is quite simply the greatest piece of theatre I have ever seen. It is absolutely…

God I miss Burt.

Do you think we should tell Retta?

Do you have a whole foods near you? The one in my area has a station with filtered water and large containers you can refill for like 60 cents. I'd look around your area and see if there are any filtered water stations like that.

Nope. You can't have Joni. Sorry. We still need her here. I've heard that Madonna is available. Maybe try there.

If she can make it through the Lord's Prayer without tripping over a word she gets to choose between stoning and hanging.

This is the most fucked up travesty of a verdict that I have read maybe ever. There is no way this is not motivated by race, class and occupation. You're telling me that this jury BELIEVED that this human man accidentally tore a gaping hole in this woman's vagina with his fingers? And even if they were the dimmest…

Catholic priests think abortion is relevant to everything. When I was a kid our priest used to somehow make every homily circle back to Notre Dame football and abortion. He was the drunken Irish priest, not the priest who brought the rabbit puppet up to the lectern with him every week and had it speak to us about…

Yup. Coming to say exactly this. I have bought all the expensive ooo la la brands out there and I always wind up right back here. Nothing better.

Yup. Coming to say exactly this. I have bought all the expensive ooo la la brands out there and I always wind up…

Thank you. Now I hate everyone more.

I'm sorry, did I wander into some parallel hedge fund universe where we all have walk-in closets? Were I to step into my closet I would promptly knock myself unconscious by hitting my head on the overstuffed hanging rod. When I awoke I would surely find myself covered in scattered "pliios" and "designer pima cotton…

Actually I have quite a few friends who worked with him on Broadway and had nothing but nice things to say about him. He is by all accounts a real mensch, and during the run he invited the whole crew to his wedding bash in the basement of the theatre. I expected him to be a dick too, but actors and crew members alike…

Just last week I had a student say that she read an article saying that eating grits made you gay. I told her that was completely ridiculous but she swore it was true. She found the link and showed me one of those shitty Daily Current articles. Despite my explaining that this was just terrible satire, she remained…

"It was almost like he wasn't that interested in the designers," designer Nicole Miller said. "He seemed more interested in the celebrities and their careers."

Only because I couldn't find a "black crusaders" gif.

My sister got whooping cough because of this anti-vax dipshittery even though she herself was vaccinated. She coughed up blood for three months. Common cold my ass.