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Heads up on that anon account guys. They are not reliable and have tweeted false information before. Last night they tweeted out this photo, now deleted, claiming it was Ferguson. It is actually a photo from Occupy Oakland...except we can't post photos anymore. Goddamn fucking trolls.

WE'RE HERE! WE'RE GRAY! WE DON'T WANT ANYMORE HEADS!

I was never a star and I don't even care. Thank you guys. Onward my gray comrades!

It's beyond we can't have nice things. We can't have things period. Damaged, pathetic, hate-filled sad sacks of subhuman people shaped goo will shit on everything and anything that we embrace. I'm sure they are sweaty and erect and coated in Dorito crumbs just waiting to litter this post with their signature "Manga

My mother was a woman ahead of her time back in the 70's. She kept her last name and added on my father's, something that I now see 80% of my peers doing on my Facebook feed. So myself and my two siblings had the combined name that my mother took, and my father kept his name. Just this morning I found my mother

http://commercialobserver.com/2014/06/eagle-… I know. There is still hope, maybe? Perhaps they will sell to a nice Polish butcher who keeps the store alive and doesn't turn the place into Brooklyn's saddest Walgreen's. I'm working a job in Philly for the year, and when a neighborhood friend posted the news on Facebook

Seven years, but currently subletting and out of state. Did you hear that Eagle is closing? I KNOW. What a world, what a world.

I just went through another Buffy binge where I watched all of the episodes while I cleaned the house, paid the bills, etc. The only ones I didn't want to watch again? The Riley episodes. Ugh. Fucking Riley. That guy is the worst. He has the charisma of cork board. And then when Buffy chases him AFTER she catches him

Oooooo second on White Teeth. Great book. I just read Katherine Boo's Beyond the Beautiful Forevers about the Mumbai slums. It was tremendous. Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh is a riot. Cry than laugh.

Are we twins? Are you me? Reheated curry, 15 minute workouts, and Buffy are my trifecta.

E for excrement.

When did the cops plant the gun on the drone?

Senior cut day 1995. We dropped acid. After throwing up in the middle of my friend's bedroom floor in front of twenty or so of my classmates, I ran home to my parents house where I ripped all of my clothes off and ran around the front yard naked and tripping face in the middle of a weekday afternoon. Then I called my

#TeamJesusCake

I waited two plus hours in line for the Hogwarts ride and then another two plus hours on a bench in Seuss World trying to kill the nausea. Fun trip.

The internet offers many recipes, but I am partial to this one.

MARRIAGE IS A SACRED INSTITUTION BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN AND A REALITY TV PRODUCER! CATS AND DOGS! LIVING TOGETHER! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! PEARL CLUTCH! SODOMY! JESUS CAKE!

Count me as a convert sisters. I'm in that awkward as fuck in between no-fit world where regular sizes are too tight and plus sizes are too big. I bought two of Mod Cloth's vintagey looking Esther Williams numbers, and let me tell you, I'm like Jean Harlow up in this bitch. All this week on the beach I have felt like

I get that. I just find the inherent ethnocentrism in the sentiment really distasteful. Times are tough. Debt is seemingly insurmountable. Can we stop shaming people because they don't have $40,000 tucked into their mattress by age thirty? There are many in this world who are not fortunate enough to have family to