These kinds of articles really tick me off. There is no shame in living with your parents. People all over the world do it all of the time. Squeezing ourselves into these myopic social constructs is needless and harmful. Cut the Western sitcom punch line bullshit and just let people be poor, and housed, and loved.

If you have never heard Marissa Wompler and Miss Listler on Comedy Bang Bang than leave this page right now, go here, and womp up the jamz.

Did you call me Kelly?

"These former girlfriends are not interesting on their own."

That's in the Book of Mormon, right?

It's like she told her surgeon, "Give me the Sally Jesse with a splash of Bader Ginsburg."

Oh honey, that sucks.

My okcupid profile says that I am looking for Dan Connor crossed with Ira Glass. Still single by the way.

You're fun. Thanks for contributing.

Jesse, or Skylar Astin is an amazing singer. Amazing. He is one of the most naturally gifted musicians I have ever known. I know this because I sang next to him onstage for two and a half years.

It was cool, but I still think the best Grammy performance I have ever seen is Pink's breathtaking gravity defying version of Glitter in the Air.

So Justin Bieber is a pedophile?

Yes, I know. But she renounced the film and slammed it for not being an accurate representation of her life. Arundhati Roy wrote a lengthy criticism of the film. http://www.sawnet.org/books/writing/…

I stumbled upon the film "The Bandit Queen" about ten years ago on PBS. It depicts a tribal gang rape very similar to this. I have never gotten over it. Don't watch that film. I think, as horrible as it is for me to admit, I think that it actually tainted my views towards Indian men. I used to want to travel to India.…

I began teaching for the first time this year. My students are fourteen and fifteen. I am constantly amazed by their generosity of spirit.

Maybe John Mayer and Katy Perry are huge coke heads and Stevie dedicated Landslide to them as a wake up call? Or maybe she's fucking them.

Are we just going to pretend that this didn't happen? In my recollection it tasted like a meat paste with a smear of Miracle Whip mixed with diet Fanta.

And...they changed their minds. http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoco…

Yes. Hire black women. Hire funny black women. There are lots of them. Just not in those links.

I realize I am late to this party but...Jason Momoa...