My muffin top is the result of steak.
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Last week I discovered a tick on my parents pampered dog Professor Higgins (seriously.) I washed him with Dawn dish soap in the tub. Unaccustomed to being manhandled thusly he gave me the stink eye for the next several hours.
Here's how old I am. I thought this was about the snack cakes.
Yeah, I just think the phrase "eat a dick" is funny because I have the sense of humor of a 14 year-old boy. That tweet was sent out immediately following the announcement of the Zimmerman verdict and her despicable reaction of "Hallelujah" so I didn't give it a lot of analysis before I wrote it. It just spilled out of…
Yeah. No it's not. And I resent the implication.
Ok, but on the plus side people really enjoyed my response to her.
Are we the same person? My brother still teases me about the bows my mother taped to my little bald head. Then at four I sprouted the full Jew fro and the tape was no longer required.
Speaking of vegans who need to shut the fuck up, I had to block a friend who kept posting supremely offensive images like the one below from a facebook group called Veganism is the Future. Equating Jews to pigs. Hitler would be so pleased.
I didn't know that you could make movies on a Commodore 64. Radical.
I've been cast on Broadway four times and each time I screamed like an 8 year-old on Christmas morning. It never gets old. But I do.
Hey National Zoo, You guys sure you're not missing another red panda?
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Have you guys seen the documentary Girl Model? It's streaming on Netflix and it's definitely worth a look. Not paying girls for their work seems to be standard industry practice. It's a pretty grim business.
Oh goody. Another update from Jezebel on Amanda Bynes' body dysmorphia. Thanks for keeping us informed Jez. I think it's essential for us as feminists to be made aware of every single moment of this woman's breakdown. Has she cried in public recently? Do we know what's in her bathroom garbage can? How are her menses?…
Because I know how much she likes cake.
When this kid came out with her Nikki Minaj Super Bass love I remember thinking how could anyone think that the lyrics of that song are appropriate for an 8 year-old? Am I really that old you guys? I'll go back to my porch now.