So am I supposed to be mad because their cars match their outfits and their macaroons match their packages? Meh. Call me when they make a rape joke.

Ah the sociopathic restaurant-owning couple! This takes me back! I spent the longest 3 months of my life working for a husband and wife team who run a shmancy place on Smith St in Brooklyn. It was absolute hell. The year I was there they were averaging a turnover rate of 45 staff members a year in a 12 table…

She's probably pooping while she skates too. Doubly impressive.

I used to comment on Jezebel all the time. Then came Kinja. Now I always feel one-step behind. Stuck in the gray, left without a platform, without a voice. #Sigh

"Producers are hoping for an eventual Broadway transfer."

Piper Laurie is the SHIT.

How about if we retire this feature? How about if on this supposedly progressive pro-women site we stop judging women based on their appearance. Sure, talk about fashion. Talk about celebrities. But the good, bad, and the ugly? Do we really need that? Is judging someone's outfit as ugly contributing anything at all to…

I feel so left out. I like wine. I like crackers. What gives?

So that's my street. She is walking down my street. Like three doors down from my house. Is she my neighbor? Are you my neighbor? Do you want to hang out and eat cheese and take naps? Hit me up sister.

Jeremy Irons was one of the first celebrities to publicly wear the red ribbon for AIDS awareness when he hosted the Tony Awards in 1991. It's sad to see how small his mind has gotten over the years.

First the drones and now this? More change please.

I second the Smashbox primer. It's amazing. I squeeze the life out of each tube to get every expensive little droplet.

Parks and Recreation is the best sitcom on TV. Game over.

I'm on Firefox and I can't see it either.

"I heard your boo was talking lip

OH. MY. GODDESS. Are we going to talk about this new Beyonce song? Is this some sort of horrible practical joke mean to teach us all a lesson about misogyny in mainstream music? HAVE YOU HEARD THIS? The chorus repeats "bow down bitches" and then instructs the crew to "smack that trick." Is Bey for real with this? I…

This is awful news. That man should have lived a very long, lonely, miserable life and he should have had to suffer through every last second of it.

This all just reeks of stupid. No excuses for his racist sexist comments. He's clearly an insecure ass. But why would you post a screengrab of a DM on facebook? I think people get so hung up on the idea of celebrity that they forget that they are interacting with just another human being. A DM is meant to be a private…

God bless you and God bless Burt Reynolds.

I just love that gif. Love.