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I live in Brooklyn. All I need is an address.

You shouldn't ever expect better from Mary-Louise Parker. I have many friends who have worked with her over the years both onstage and on screen and none of them had a kind word to say about her. From all accounts she's a pretty awful person.

Well, duh guys! Remember all of the outrage over The King of Queens, or According to Jim, or any of the other dozen or so Fat Man/Hot Wife sitcom pairings that we have had to endure ad nauseum? Remember all the thoughtful critical analysis those tropes received? Anybody? (crickets)

Nothing but net.

"Go try to kill yourself on Xanax again, you unstable loser. Go fuck yourself and never speak to me again."

ZING!

Can't we just collectively agree to ignore Patti Stanger forever?

P.S. if I wanted to read this kind of snarky gossip nonsense I would read Us Weekly. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.

WORD. Preach on my sister.

Right? This was my thought exactly. It seems body snarking is A Ok for celebrities since it increases page views. This is just sad.

Fuck is going on with Jezebel these days? You write a passage about accepting diversity and then slam Bey for maaaayyybe having a nose job? It's her body, it's her choice, and what she does or doesn't do to her body is none of our business. Body snarking someone who has had plastic surgery is still body snarking.

I get frustrated with people who armchair critique the abilities of others. I was commenting on that, not on her contributions to women in society. And yes, I do need a nap.

Here you go. Have a nice day.

How are your dancing skills? Pretty fierce right? I bet you can sing like Mahalia too. Congratulations on having so much talent.

On the Fox News site they labeled her testimony as "feisty" a term I might use to describe a playful kitten or Little Orphan Annie, but not the Secretary of State. In all fairness to Fox they did refrain this time from commenting on her hairstyle. #Progress

My exact reaction.

In what decade are you paying only $1500 for a Hells Kitchen studio?

My 5 year-old dog Jasper is going blind from cataracts. I have taken him to 2 different opthalmologists in 2 different states for exams. They each quoted me between $3500 and $4000 to restore sight in both of his eyes. I'm not sure what you consider expensive, but in my world that's 3 months' rent. To say that people

It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

Butt sex. I knew it. Even when they tried to blame climate change I knew it was butt sex.